CHRISTmas Satire

(SATIRE warning… If you’re a skimmer, you may want to read this 2 or 3 times slowly BEFORE you comment.οΏΌπŸ˜€)

SAD, STRANGE, (Untrue) Email from One of My 5 Kids. 😞

CHRISTmas πŸŽ„& Birthdays πŸŽ‚

One of my children, so brilliant, and intellectually superior to many other people just sent me an email.

In this email my child expressed great and undying love toward me. They told me they loved me as a father, as a man, and as their best friend, and will never stop loving me.

But they said due to their recent research and study, they will no longer be celebrating my birthday in any fashion. You see, they read many blogs and watch a lot of YouTube videos.

They found out that many cultures do not celebrate birthdays.

They also discovered that at many birthday parties, there is drunkenness, debauchery, and very unrighteous behavior.

They said they personally know many people who celebrate birthdays insincerely and very hypocritically.

They also discovered that celebrating birthdays is a relatively modern concept, and that for many generations across the world people did not really spend a lot of time celebrating their dad’s birthdays.

They also added that it is really a money making scheme, the birthday card greeting companies, the gift companies, the businesses that make wrapping paper, it really is just a commercialization of love. “Birthdays have been too commercialized”, they wrote.

They were also very upset to learn that pagans once did some very pagan things around births and birthdays. This they could not stomach.

For these reasons, they said they will be no longer celebrating my birthday as special, or giving me a gift or a card, or coming to any party. I was sad. But this child is so bright, so intellectually honest, and so much smarter than many other kids, I guess this is the way it should be. 😞


OK, none of that happened thankfully. But that story makes about as much sense as those who refuse to celebrate the birthday of Christ for any of a multitude of reasons.

Read it again slowly.

Once again this year I say, β€œDeck the Halls! & get out of my way, Scrooges and Grinches, or I’ll run you over in my one-horse-open -sleigh.” πŸ˜‚β€οΈ

Myles Holmes MinistriesπŸ”₯

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